My man is the brand ambassador for I donât understand but I love you đ
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He needs medical attention quick. Save him. He was just attacked in broad daylight. *Police* Can you tell us what happened. *Me*Well he was attacked out of no where Jun managed to block the first attack but was then was sucker punched in his unsuspecting abs and then karate chopped in the face. *Police* Can you give us a description of the perpetrator *Me*Letâs see he was tall wearing a silver mask with yellow eyes and a red and silver body suit. *One police officer points at Ultraman* Really. *Me* Yeah thatâs the guy. *Officer pulls out handcuffs and cuffs Ultraman* Alright wise guy youâre coming with us.How dare you attack the beloved Jun from Seventeen. *Police hauls the statue away* *Me* Case Closed. We have avenged you Jun. Take the next 3 days to recover from this travesty.
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> đ±do you believe in The Light*?
(t/n: this is an internet slang for âdo you believe in Ultramanâ because as long as your heart is light, Ultraman will exist)
??? lmao this is so random?
My man is the brand ambassador for I donât understand but I love you đ
He needs medical attention quick. Save him. He was just attacked in broad daylight. *Police* Can you tell us what happened. *Me*Well he was attacked out of no where Jun managed to block the first attack but was then was sucker punched in his unsuspecting abs and then karate chopped in the face. *Police* Can you give us a description of the perpetrator *Me*Letâs see he was tall wearing a silver mask with yellow eyes and a red and silver body suit. *One police officer points at Ultraman* Really. *Me* Yeah thatâs the guy. *Officer pulls out handcuffs and cuffs Ultraman* Alright wise guy youâre coming with us.How dare you attack the beloved Jun from Seventeen. *Police hauls the statue away* *Me* Case Closed. We have avenged you Jun. Take the next 3 days to recover from this travesty.